"Did you call me Brien? Brien O’Dylan."
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
there are two ways to read this
starships were meant to fly
hands up and imagine how is touch the sky
Lets do this one last time
Don’t dead open inside
i hate it when
there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do
and the feeling just doesn’t go away
OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS
what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens
when theyre in trouble
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
If you’re scared of the purge in real life clap your hands
If you’re angry about what’s happening in Ferguson clap your hands
If you’re terrified about what’s happening in america clap your hands
If you’ve lost all faith in humanity because of what’s happening in America clap your hands
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog
Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”
This is so fucking cute
this should be a young adult romance novel right now
Had a sudden urge to draw this.
Omg i need more
oh my god
ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.
benedict can’t do the live long and prosper sign properly
benedict accidentally does the nerdfighter gesture
benedict makes a illuminati sign
benedict makes a butt instead of a heart
his hands need their own supervisor
He’s like a small child let loose on the world.
this man should notbe allowedto leavehis homewithout supervision
This adorable little puppy!!!!
The plastic lamb though
Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.
Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.
I’m not in school anymore, but here.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever